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| Tim: Eight years of personal growth work have brought Tim to confront the big questions, like “Is it possible to be fully evolved and still come to the conclusion that what I really want is all the superficial things in life?” Tim has confronted his inability to be satisfied, and embraced it as his most endearing trait. Tim’s studies in spirituality have recently led him to found the First Church of the Eternal Cloakroom. He thanks both members for their love and support.
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| Charles: Somehow managing to stay one step ahead of the law, Charles wonders if owing child support in five different states is any kind of a record. Charles’ voice has been ravaged by a pack-a-day habit, but he insists that it is rather mellowing with age. Charles claims Tom Waits as his greatest influence … as a role model, not as a musician.
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| Brian: Too young for the Beach Boys and too old for the Backstreet Boys, Brian fronted his own boy band, the Boy Boys, best known for a series of copycat bands of the late-90s, including the mostly gay band the “Joy Boys,” the Yiddish “Goy Boys,” and the vegetarian protest band the “Soy Boys.” A self-proclaimed man-of-a-thousand-voices, Brian takesafter his namesake, Brian Wilson, as well as John Lennon, Chris Isaac and Roy Orbison. Brian is not exactly certain anymore what his own voice sounds like.
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| Larry: Larry was not quite goal-oriented enough for his early career choice as a hockey player. He joined the Ice Capades for a while, but found it too violent. Larry is currently contemplating a career in the ballet and has a love/hate relationship with ambivalence. He would like to dedicate his performance to his girlfriend. As soon as he has one, he certainly will. Larry will perform:
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| Sergio: A European of uncertain accent and indeterminate background, Sergio seems to have shown up out of nowhere, and continues to return to sing week in and week out. He is reluctant to explain, which may suggest something sinister or terribly exciting. Sergio’s musical interests range from techno to tango. He acknowledges rehearsing his part with mannequins, which may suggest something to the psychologists among you. Sergio will perform:
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